Honestly, no one is going to completely comprehend all the things in this post unless their name is Hailey James

This is for Hailey, who is not only a saint, but the Science and General Sterling Scholars for the state of Utah. I don't think any of you truly comprehend this accomplishment. And if I may brag: I was runner-up for Speech and Drama for the state of Utah, lost to a debate kid, and watching him win was actually one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. 

Anyway. Cheers, Hailey. We're pretty neat, eh?*

"[insert that brilliant math thing about axis stuff and creativity that was very intelligent and thus hot]" -Hot Math Sterling Scholar

Me 

*It's funny because Hailey's Canadian.